Why A Laptop Is Better Than A Girlfriend!

10- Your Laptop is cool with Whatever Plans you Have for the Night
9- A Laptop isn’t all Ticked Off at you Three Days a Month for no Reason
8- Your Laptop won’t ask you Why You’re Afraid of Commitment
7- You can turn your Laptop on with the Click of a Button
6- Your Laptop Doesn’t Get Jealous of your iPhone and your Xbox
5- Your Laptop doesn’t make you listen to Sucky Music/Watch Sucky Movies
4- Your Laptop Stays the Same Size she was when you got her
3- Your Laptop Doesn’t Mind if YOU Put on Some Weight
2- If you see your Laptop with Another Guy, you can call the Police
1- Your Laptop can run the Newest Games